dear diary

yeah so like, that little angry asian chick who lives downstairs just came up and pounded on my door and told me my music was too loud. ok well, she didn't really tell me, but she glared at me, and since she's been up here like, maybe like, seven or eight times, i kind of got the hint, because i'm smart.

but anyway. i digress. (did you know that means to go off on a tangent? yeah. i learned that today in class. oh wait. i didn't go to class today because i overslept because like, i had friends over last night and we were up pretty late, but whatever man, college is all about the relationships! oh wait, but i'm digressing again. dammit.)

so anyway, yeah, she was standing there, all short and pissed off and stuff, and i was like, uhh, what's up? and she was all "do you want to come downstairs and hear how loud it is?" and i was like, "duh, whatever, i like, live here, i KNOW how loud it is." she doesn't seem very bright. i thought people in law school were supposed to be like smart and shit. anyway, so i was like, "yeah, but it's daytime" but then she like, glared at me again, and then she kind of rolled her eyes, so i was just like, "ok, sorry," cuz i am AWESOME with the ladies, and if there's one thing i've learned it's like, when a chick has her panties in a bunch, you just say "ok, whatever," and let her have her way. works every time! *schawing!*

but anyway. i am so tired of her complaining about my music. i mean, it's like music, dude! and it's seriously wack that she even cares anyway. she said something about studying, but i was like, whatever, nobody does that. i think once she said something about taking a nap too, but i was like whatever, cuz that's totally what class is for. she's just anal. (did you know that actually is short for "anal retentive"? it means your parents totally potty trained you too early. WACK! I KNOW! some australian guy came up with it. froyd maybe? eh, whatever.)

anyway, i think she should just chill out and stop bothering me. i have rights too you know! she's in law school, don't they talk about rights? man, i think i'm smarter than she is. i could totally go to law school too. watch me, all "boston legal." i could totally kick william shatner's ass!

ok well i have to go. me and some friends are meeting at this chick's house to hang out, if you know what i mean. i love college.