Eat it, USC.

Matt Leinart, you seem like a nice guy and I find it endearing that you drive a crappy little Ford Ranger with no back bumper. I'm sorry it had to end this way. However, I wouldn't go saying things like "I still think we're the better team. They just made the plays at the end." It just makes you sound bitter, and that's sooooo 2005.

Mack Brown, I am sorry I ever doubted you.

Vince, you are my hero. Please please please please please please please please don't go to the NFL.