art imitates life

You may have seen commercials for the New Jetta--you know, the one where a young couple is dancing around their apartment to some song by Kings of Leon when their crochety and elderly downstairs neighbor, irked by the noise, comes upstairs and tells them to stop. The commercial then cuts to the couple driving around in their dark gray New Jetta, blasting loud music to their hearts' content.

So my noisy upstairs neighbor drives a dark gray New Jetta. Does that make me the old man?

EDIT: Ok, just found the commercial online and it's not dark gray--it's silver. Eh. Close enough.