trophy husbands need not apply

While hanging out in the lounge between classes, we determined that, of the 11 girls of Section 1B (that includes HM, who will always be a 1B-er, no matter what Student Affairs says), two are married, one is engaged, one is engaged to be engaged, and five are in relationships of varying degrees of seriousness--putting the grand total of single girls in our mentor group at...two. Sorry guys. Guess it's still a seller's market for sugar mamas.