Just say no

Let this be a lesson to you, kids. Don't do drugs.

I decided to conduct an experiment of sorts and go without internet and tv for the summer. So far I've noticed a definite uptick in productivity.

Unfortunately for aforementioned productivity, I'm home for the weekend and my parents have internet and cable, so of course I got nothing done today. No, wait, I take that back. I did three loads of laundry. I also learned that 1) Oriental Beauty is a black tea from the Hakka region of Taiwan, 2) a woolly mammoth femur is fifteen times the size of a human femur, 3) "routemaster" is another word for a London double-decker bus, and 4) Rachael Ray has the best job in the world. I need to drop out of school and become her protege.