just call me perez

Saw Scott Porter at Target last week. I didn't say anything to him because I didn't want to be "that" girl. A guy should be able to buy Doritos and Dr. Pepper in peace. Besides, what would I have said?

• Whoa, you can walk?
• You're hot.
• I HATE LAW SCHOOL TAKE ME AWAY PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING
• So, how 'bout them Huskers?
• Mmmmm...chips.
• You shop at Target? I shop at Target! Let's be friends!

I think it was best for all parties concerned that I just stared awkwardly instead.